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Started by Jessi, Sep 10 2009 02:45 PM

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 02:45 PM

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I have so many it's crazy! I love every line he has, because I love him! tongue.gif
One of my absolute favourites is what he said about "Le Freak"...

"No, it's the song. It's really gay."

I still laugh at that whenever I think of it. laugh.gif

I LOL'd at "One day, you will all work for me," too. laugh.gif

He's pure comic genius!

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 06:19 AM

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QUOTE (Jessi @ Sep 10 2009, 06:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have so many it's crazy! I love every line he has, because I love him! tongue.gif
One of my absolute favourites is what he said about "Le Freak"...

"No, it's the song. It's really gay."

I still laugh at that whenever I think of it. laugh.gif

I LOL'd at "One day, you will all work for me," too. laugh.gif

He's pure comic genius!



I heart Kurt.

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 06:28 AM

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So far the funniest had to be the pre-Golddigger convo!

"You need to call me before you dress yourself. You look like a technicolor zebra. And I look like I'm a part of it. It looks like I planned it..."

xDxDxD

<3 Kurt

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 08:16 AM

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I still love "I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be trying out for the role of kicker". Best. Line. Ever. And it hasn't even aired yet!

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 10:22 AM

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QUOTE (LastMidnight @ Sep 11 2009, 09:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I still love "I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be trying out for the role of kicker". Best. Line. Ever. And it hasn't even aired yet!


I think it's "I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker."

Also the promo vid. "Glee is like fashion week........with music. *pouts*

I also watched a preview of Kurt with the Coach Ken during their game. When Ken says "If you get this in, you die a legend." and then Kurt answered with "Can I pee first?"

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 10:42 AM

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 12:09 PM

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QUOTE (Gleek08 @ Sep 11 2009, 10:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"You need to call me before you dress yourself. You look like a technicolor zebra. And I look like I'm a part of it. It looks like I planned it..."

Lol, that was one of my favorite parts of the episode! xD

I really hope we hear a lot more of him in episode 4, or whatever episode he comes out in now...

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 12:54 PM

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QUOTE (Gleek08 @ Sep 11 2009, 07:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So far the funniest had to be the pre-Golddigger convo!

"You need to call me before you dress yourself. You look like a technicolor zebra. And I look like I'm a part of it. It looks like I planned it..."

xDxDxD

<3 Kurt



QUOTE (LastMidnight @ Sep 11 2009, 09:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I still love "I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be trying out for the role of kicker". Best. Line. Ever. And it hasn't even aired yet!



Yeah, those are my two faves. Unfortunately he hasn't spoken much. *Recently discovered she's a Kurt fangirl* Its cause he's the funniest.

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Posted 13 September 2009 - 11:56 AM

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"I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker." Owns alllll other lines! But, I also love "Is she going to diva out on us at every rehearsal?" Or whatever the wording was. So funny!

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Posted 13 September 2009 - 12:06 PM

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hahaha pretty much anything kurt says is hilarious.

LOVEd this line


"You need to call me before you dress yourself. You look like a technicolor zebra. And I look like I'm a part of it. It looks like I planned it..."

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Posted 14 September 2009 - 12:56 PM

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"Stop." *Hand up in the air.* "One day you'll all work for me.."


I laughed my ever living blippity blip off at that.

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Posted 14 September 2009 - 02:00 PM

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"One day, you will all work for me."

I laughed so hard!

I<3 Kurt.



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Posted 14 September 2009 - 02:18 PM

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Also his response to "We'll give them what they want..."

"Blood?"
xD

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Posted 14 September 2009 - 04:08 PM

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"They're going to throw fruit at us, and I just had a facial."
I laugh every single time I think of him saying it!!! laugh.gif

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Posted 14 September 2009 - 04:22 PM

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lol I love them all.
My fav has to be the "one day you will all work for me" though

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 06:16 AM

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I laugh at every word Kurt said so far.

The technicolor zebra was the funniest. I think its an ad lib and not script-written, it not, then Chris delivered it really good.

And you should also check out Chris' tweets on his twitter. His one or two-liners in there were very funny.

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 09:42 PM

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I love all of his lnes because their usually quite funny, but my favorite would have to be "I'm Kurt Hummel, and I''ll be auditioning for the role of kicker". Seriously how many things are are wrong with that sentence? lol

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 03:47 AM

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No it's the song, it's gay.
One day, you will all work for me.
Can I pee first?
You look like a technicolor zebra.

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Posted 29 September 2009 - 07:07 PM

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his facial expressions in certain situations are as hysterical as some of his lines.

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 12:04 AM

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QUOTE (bootslacrosse @ Sep 29 2009, 08:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
his facial expressions in certain situations are as hysterical as some of his lines.

agreed..like after Mercedes busts his car's window
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