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[SunnyCait]

Now that Ms. HBIC has her own subforum...

What is your favorite Santana quote?

Mine is a tie between "Bakesales are kinda bougie" and "Oh please! She has a family! She's a MOOO-oother!"

[Mike]

SHE'S A MOOOOOOOOOOTHER!

'I look SMOKIN hot.'



Generally everything she ever said during TPOM.

[SunnyCait]

OH another of my favorites...

"Besides creeping us out, why are you telling us this?" in Funk.

[Kr ilina]

"Yes, you should move to Israel" to Rachel

[finnandrachel97]

"Oh please, she alreadu has a family she's a MU-UTHER"

"Didnt like roller skates get,like,outlawed in the 80's for being like,super-lame!?" (or something like that)

And everything she says before MATM. (spoiler bars arent working for me)

[gleek93]

"Well sure I can, unless you got yourself knocked up again, SLLLLUUUUUUUT!"

I love how chirpy she sounds

[Grayson Ellis]

I love how she said "She's a mUUUUUther."

Her whole rant to Finn in TPOM is hilarious: "You're about as sexy as a cabbage-patch kid, it's exhausting to look at you".

[HeartlessHippie]

"So get in my grill! Cause Britts and I wants to get our anesthesia on!"

Goodness that quote made my life hahaha.

[Mike]

'Baby-sitting is SO 90's.'

[britchenhauer]

I loved the way she said, "She's a muuuuther!"

To Puck: "Your credit score is terrible; what I need as a woman is financial security."

And the whole Brit/Santana exchange:

"Sex is not dating."
"If it were, Santana and I would be dating."

[CaptainCanada]

Kurt: "Can we discuss the elephant in the room?"
Santana: "Your sexuality?"

The irony is delicious.

[deadlypoisonedcandy]

"Look Finn, It's high time you lost the big V. Everything about you screams virgin. Your about as sexy as a cabbage patch kid. Its exhausting to look at you."

"Yes you should move to Israel."

"So get up in my grill! Cause Britts and I want to get our anesthesia on!"

[J-e-L]

"So get up in my grill! Cause Britts and I want to get our anesthesia on!"

Oh my god I missed Santana.

"Look, my dad's a doctor. And not a TOOTH doctor... a REAL one. He went to college or something."
For some reason I love this.

[KurtBurtFan22]

OH another of my favorites...

"Besides creeping us out, why are you telling us this?" in Funk.

That was great!

"Sex is not dating."
"If it were, Santana and I would be dating."

That was awkward and hilarious!!

Kurt: "Can we discuss the elephant in the room?"
Santana: "Your sexuality?"

The irony is delicious.

Another, great Santana quote. She has some good ones!

[iloveQuinnFabray]

yeah, all the ones in "Audition" are pretty cool...

[Mike]

'You can totally drill me whe...' 'SANTANA!'

'Anyone ever tell you that you dress like _____ on deadliest catch?' 'And I'm more talented than you.'

'Although now that I'm thinking about it, I don't understand how our fantasies combined... it doesn't make sense.'

'You're back on the football team!?' 'Yeah.' 'Suddenly, you're way hotter to me. Weird.'

[CaptainCanada]

"Leave Brittany alone."

[TGHFS]

Her ghetto "There you go, blue to'!" when Brittany had blue teeth.

[miknge]

"Leave Brittany alone."

This is probably the BEST Santana's quote. Haha

[finnandrachel97]

Her ghetto "There you go, blue to'!" when Brittany had blue teeth.

I watched that scene like 20 times over and over and it still makes me rofl