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Episode 1x03 - Favorite Quotes

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Posted 16 September 2009 - 11:57 PM

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Post your favourite Quotes from this episode.

Mine are:
"Do you see anyone else in here with a plate of "i'm sorry" cookies?
i don't, just you." - Finn

&

"Sandy, we voted.
When you're in the group, its Creepy" - Will

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 12:14 AM

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I loved Mercedes being called Effie and that whole scene.

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 12:38 AM

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*The whole Stanley Scene

*Who's Josh Groban? Kill Yourself!!- Sandy

*Josh Groban scene.

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 12:40 AM

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Haha Sandy's obsession with Josh was great!

Also the guy when he reminded everyone that he had no thumbs so his problems were worse

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 02:59 AM

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"Who's Josh Groban? Kill yourself!" It was the way he said it. It just made it amazing. It was kind of like all one sentence. Great comic timing.

And Kurt's coming out made me tear up. smile.gif Just the simplicity to it, but yet the apparent difficulty for Kurt. Amazing. Kudos to Chris a thousand times over.

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 11:48 AM

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"Who's Josh Groban?! KILL YOURSELF!"

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:27 AM

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Howard Bamboo aka Mr. Sheets n' Things (played by Kent Avenido) is the character of the week that deserves the most electroshock therapy! Separated by less than one thousandth of a point, the runner up is Sandy Ryerson.

WILL: Where's Terri?
HOWARD: Doing inventory. I can't count higher than thirty.
(Such a brilliant and totally f-ed up line!)

HOWARD: I'm afraid of my vacuum. laugh.gif
(It's the way he delivers the line!)

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 11:40 PM

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Smell your armpits, thats the smell of failure and it's stinking up my office

-Sue

LOL.

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 10:08 AM

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Will: You guys play baseball, right? What does your coach tell you about hitting?
Puck: You charge the pitcher, bring the bat

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 12:25 AM

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Kurt: "Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion."

Loves it!!

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Posted 05 January 2010 - 11:02 AM

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QUOTE (freako456 @ Sep 17 2009, 01:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Sandy, we voted.
When you're in the group, its Creepy" - Will


It's not just the line, but the *SLAM* of the door immediatley afterwards. So wrong, and so funny. laugh.gif

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Posted 25 January 2010 - 08:14 AM

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QUOTE (mysticgirl916 @ Oct 8 2009, 10:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Will: You guys play baseball, right? What does your coach tell you about hitting?
Puck: You charge the pitcher, bring the bat

That is my most fave Puck line.

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Posted 25 January 2010 - 09:44 AM

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QUOTE (gleekjunkie92 @ Jan 25 2010, 04:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That is my most fave Puck line.


I don't get baseball, why is that funny?

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 08:45 AM

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QUOTE (Kotiro @ Jan 25 2010, 09:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't get baseball, why is that funny?


Because Will was asking Finn and Puck what their coach's tell them about hitting, in terms of hitting the ball. But when he said "What do your coach's tell you about hitting" Puck answered "You charge the pitcher, bring the bat" meaning he was referring to physically hitting the pitcher...with the bat.

I hope that helps!

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Posted 02 July 2010 - 02:23 PM

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RACHEL: "Won't you be shunned for talking to me?"

QUINN: "Sweetie, we're a team now."



That's one of my absolute favorite exchanges of the entire series.

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Posted 27 July 2010 - 06:55 PM

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If you listen right when Sue takes away Quinn and Santana's tanning privileges and Santana runs off crying, you can hear Santana going "What the hell?!" Made me lol.

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Posted 18 October 2010 - 05:42 AM

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QUOTE
"When you really believe in yourself, you don't have to bring other people down."

I really love this from Quinn.

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Posted 18 October 2010 - 06:39 AM

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I liked Sandy's Josh Groban Obsession.

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 09:06 PM

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Sandy: Who is Josh Groban? KILL YOURSELF!

Sandy: Josh and I have become frequent pen pals since he accidentally friended me on MySpace.

Henri: I'll never hitchhike across Europe... That was a dream, man...

Rachel: We just don't want you getting hurt by feelings he can't...reciprocate.

Sue: I'm SHOCKED your not married!

Mercedes: This is like the third time we've gone out. Can we just make it official?
Kurt: Make WHAT official?
Mercedes: You know, that we're dating!
Kurt: > :o

Kurt: How could you do that, you BUSTED my WINDOW! > :o
Mercedes: -.- Well you busted my heart!

Dakota: Artie, you're cut, you're not trying hard enough.
Artie: At what?
Dakota: At walking.

Dakota: What's wrong with me? What's wrong is that you're freakishly tall! I feel like a woodland creature!

Sandy: Josh Groban is here! Front row, brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit.

Sue: This is what we call a total disaster, ladies, I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That is the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office. I'm revoking your tanning privileges for the rest of the month.
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