Rory: These bells make me homesick.
Sam: You mean like church bells and stuff?
Rory: No. My brother Seamus gets lost all the time, So my dad made him wear a bell around his neck so we can always find him.
Rory: Sam, I was wondering if you'd like to be my Valentine's Day sponsor as well. I mean, you did such a good job being a Christmas sponsor, I figured you'd have no problem helping me land a snog or two by February.
Sam: Deal. But you have to help me learn to perfect my Sean Connery. I'm telling you, impressions are the best way to get a chick.
Rachel: Oh my goodness! Could it be? Could it be?
Rory: [walks out ringing bell and wearing elf costume]
All but Rory: Itchy the Holiday Elf!
Kurt: We asked our friend Itchy to stop by and read us a light-hearted, heart-warming, upbeat Christmas tale: Frosty the Snowman.
Rory: Actually, I was going to read that, but I searched my heart, and I am going to read one from a different book. I think it's something that's going to remind people what the true spirit of Christmas really is.
Rachel: Are sure you don't wanna read Frosty? We all really wanna hear Frosty!
Blaine: Say, are you dressed like Luke Skywalker and Han Solo?
Finn: No. That's copyright infringement! Any resemblance to Star Wars characters is purely coincidental!
Artie: Some say Judy was high on pills and booze, but I say she was high on excitement and baby Jesus.
Sam: What are you gonna do for Christmas this year?
Rory: I'm not even sure. Brittany and her family are going on a trip to see a gay Santa. Something about Santa Fe.
Will: I just got off the phone with Don Barowsky, the local station manager at Lima's PBS affiliate. Turns out that their annual broadcast of the yule log burning has been canceled.
Puck: The hell?!
Finn: Hey guys, listen up. My friend Rory Flanagan wants to say a few.
Rory: Thanks Finn Hudson. So guys, my mommy was gonna come visit for the holidays, but planes tickets are expensive, so it's my first Christmas without any family. I'd like to cheer myself up by dedicating this song to them, and to the King.
Rory: [weird look]
Blaine: [to Kurt] No.
Finn: Ugh, I'm freaking out! I have no idea what to get Rachel for Christmas!
Artie: When in doubt, go with socks!
Mike: A wok is always good!
Rory: What about soil?
Blaine: I agree with Artie about the socks.
Puck: See? This is why I don't have a high maintenance girlfriend. Or any girlfriend, for that matter.
Kurt: [putting on lotion and eavesdropping]
Finn: Who told you this? Kurt?
Kurt: [walking by] Yes.
Okay, so I loved this episode. I loveloveloved it.
Do you guys go to Wikiquote for any of the quotes that you missed? Some of this episode on there is edited, but all of the quotes that are for Extraordinary Merry Christmas as of right now are ones that I typed up last night. Click here.