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Narrator: Tonight's special is brought to you by Breadstix, now with even more breadsticks!

Santana: Homeless will be homeless for awhile, that's sort of the problem.

Rachel: You gave me a dead pig for Christmas.
Finn: It's not dead yet. You gotta get it fat first.

Artie: It's not about your ears. It's about your song. It makes me wanna kill myself.

Santana: That song was so depressing. I may actually be dead right now.

Sue: I made plans to shoot reindeer from my helicopter with Sarah Palin, but she canceled. Apparently Todd gets fussy when she misses his ballet recitals.

Sue: Christmas is a time for forgiveness. I have decided to forgive you for having no talent and ruining the American songbook, one mash-up at a time.

Finn: Holy crap. I'm dating Kim Kardashian.

(this was my favorite)
Finn: All I want for Christmas is you.
Rachel: All I want for Christmas is you, too. And five things on that list.


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Kurt: "Then I said to Justin Timberlake, that's not eggnog!" (spelling)

Sue: "I made plans to shoot reindeer from my helicopter with Sarah Palin, but she canceled. Apparently Todd gets fussy when she misses his ballet recitals."

Narrator: "Mike Chang and Tina Cohen-Chang! No relations!"

Finn: "Who told you? Kurt?"
Rachel: "No!"
Kurt: "Yes."

Rory: "I'd like to cheer myself up, by dedicating this song to them, and to the king.
Kurt: "Jesus?"

Artie: "I swor I would never sell out and to television"

Kurt: "And this is my uhm... Best friend and holiday roomate, Blaine Anderson"

Blaine: "Oh what happaned, did Mariah outbid you on that necklase you wanted?"

Rachel: "I love what you've done with the place!"
Kurt: "Oh, just a splash of colours!"

Puck: "Why the long faces? It's christmas eve.. or something."



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Definetely Finn's "any similarity to Star Wars characters is coincidental because it would be copyright infringement".

And Sue's line about shooting rendeers with Sarah Palin laugh.gif

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QUOTE (Dancerr @ Dec 14 2011, 08:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Finn: "Who told you? Kurt?"
Rachel: "No!"
Kurt: "Yes."

Rory: "I'd like to cheer myself up, by dedicating this song to them, and to the king.
Kurt: "Jesus?"

Artie: "I swor I would never sell out and to television"

Kurt: "And this is my uhm... Best friend and holiday roomate, Blaine Anderson"


LOL- these quotes make me laugh! smile.gif

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Finn: Holy crap. I'm dating Kim Kardashian.

Oh, Finny you silly silly man you. laugh.gif He's gotten more funnier this season. biggrin.gif

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Sue: "... and now, in the spirit of Christmas, get the hell out of my office."

Rachel: "Brav--ho ho ho."

Rachel: "Here's my list!"
Finn: "I thought we'd agreed the 'things we did wrong this week' list was hurting more than helpful..."

Finn: "I'm freaking out! I have no idea what to get Rachel for Christmas."
Artie: "When in doubt go with socks!"
Mike: "A wok is always good."
Rory: "What about soil?"
Blaine: "... I agree with Artie about the socks."
Puck: "See? This is why I don't have a high-maintenance girlfriend. Or any girlfriend, for that matter."

Santana: "Gosh, that song was so depressing... I may actually be dead right now."

Mr. Schue: "I just got off the phone with Don Barowsky, the local station manager at Lima's PBS affiliate. Turns out that their annual broadcast of the Yule log burning has been canceled."
Puck: "The hell?!"

Rachel: "I'm getting a song in that Christmas special--Christmas is all about giving, and Artie certainly wouldn't be in the Christmas spirit if he didn't let me give my talents to the people of western Ohio... at least the ones who don't have cable."

Santana: "Homeless will be homeless for a while... that's... sort of the problem..."

Narrator: "Mike Chang and Tina Cohen-Chang--no relation!"

Blaine: "Say, are you dressed like Luke Skywalker and Han Solo?"
Finn: "No. That's copyright infringement. Any resemblance to Star Wars characters is purely coincidental."

Rory: "These bells make me homesick."
Sam: "You mean like church bells and stuff?"
Rory: "No... My brother Seamus gets lost all the time so my dad made him wear a bell around his neck, so we can always find him."



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QUOTE (ClockworkMikey @ Dec 14 2011, 04:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Rachel: "I'm getting a song in that Christmas special--Christmas is all about giving, and Artie certainly wouldn't be in the Christmas spirit if he didn't let me give my talents to the people of western Ohio... at least the ones who don't have cable."

This one was definitely my favorite, lol.

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QUOTE (ClockworkMikey @ Dec 14 2011, 07:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sue: "... and now, in the spirit of Christmas, get the hell out of my office."

Rachel: "Brav--ho ho ho."

Rachel: "Here's my list!"
Finn: "I thought we'd agreed the 'things we did wrong this week' list was hurting more than helpful..."

Finn: "I'm freaking out! I have no idea what to get Rachel for Christmas."
Artie: "When in doubt go with socks!"
Mike: "A wok is always good."
Rory: "What about soil?"
Blaine: "... I agree with Artie about the socks."
Puck: "See? This is why I don't have a high-maintenance girlfriend. Or any girlfriend, for that matter."

Santana: "Gosh, that song was so depressing... I may actually be dead right now."

Mr. Schue: "I just got off the phone with Don Barowsky, the local station manager at Lima's PBS affiliate. Turns out that their annual broadcast of the Yule log burning has been canceled."
Puck: "The hell?!"

Rachel: "I'm getting a song in that Christmas special--Christmas is all about giving, and Artie certainly wouldn't be in the Christmas spirit if he didn't let me give my talents to the people of western Ohio... at least the ones who don't have cable."

Santana: "Homeless will be homeless for a while... that's... sort of the problem..."

Narrator: "Mike Chang and Tina Cohen-Chang--no relation!"

Blaine: "Say, are you dressed like Luke Skywalker and Han Solo?"
Finn: "No. That's copyright infringement. Any resemblance to Star Wars characters is purely coincidental."

Rory: "These bells make me homesick."
Sam: "You mean like church bells and stuff?"
Rory: "No... My brother Seamus gets lost all the time so my dad made him wear a bell around his neck, so we can always find him."

All of these!! I loved this episode so quotable

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Finn: Who told you, Kurt?
Rachel: NO!
Kurt: YES!

Kurt: "And this is my uhm... Best friend and holiday roomate, Blaine Anderson"

Blaine: "Say, are you dressed like Luke Skywalker and Han Solo?"
Finn: "No. That's copyright infringement. Any resemblance to Star Wars characters is purely coincidental."



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Puck: Would it be rude if I got a meal,too?" Something like that I can't remember all what he said but it was hilarious!

Narrator: "Mike Chang and Tina-cohen Chang! No Relation!"

Finn: Everything having to do with the pig and star deed.

Sue: Tod gets fussy(Damn, I need to re-watch the episode because she says something after that! tongue.gif)

Finn: Who told you, Kurt?
Rachel: NO!
Kurt: YES!

QUOTE (ClockworkMikey @ Dec 14 2011, 07:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
[i]Sue: "... and now, in the spirit of Christmas, get the hell out of my office."
Rachel: "Brav--ho ho ho."


oh, yeah these two as well! laugh.gif

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Puck : Hey, guys, why the long faces? Its Christmas Eve or something...

(I loved Rachels face when she was saying " We just dont think Santa Claus Is Coming To Town " biggrin.gif )

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"All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share!"

Rachel Berry channeling Sally Brown - win!

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Finn, Sam and Rory: "Merry Christmas!"
Rachel: "Happy Hanukkah!"

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Mercedes: "I think these are the end times."

Santana: "That song was so depressing. I think I may actually be dead right now."

Rachel: "Television... hello."

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Rachel: Its a bow tie with little christmas trees on it

Blaine: They´re candy cane striped Capri pants, you know what the best part is? I actually don´t already own a pair if you can believe that!

I LoL so bad at this one laugh.gif

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"Where's my bling?"- Rachel

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Rory: These bells make me homesick.
Sam: You mean like church bells and stuff?
Rory: No. My brother Seamus gets lost all the time, So my dad made him wear a bell around his neck so we can always find him.
Sam: Smart.

Rory: Sam, I was wondering if you'd like to be my Valentine's Day sponsor as well. I mean, you did such a good job being a Christmas sponsor, I figured you'd have no problem helping me land a snog or two by February.
Sam: Deal. But you have to help me learn to perfect my Sean Connery. I'm telling you, impressions are the best way to get a chick.


[Bell ringing]
Rachel: Oh my goodness! Could it be? Could it be?
Rory: [walks out ringing bell and wearing elf costume]
All but Rory: Itchy the Holiday Elf!
Kurt: We asked our friend Itchy to stop by and read us a light-hearted, heart-warming, upbeat Christmas tale: Frosty the Snowman.
Rory: Actually, I was going to read that, but I searched my heart, and I am going to read one from a different book. I think it's something that's going to remind people what the true spirit of Christmas really is.
Rachel: Are sure you don't wanna read Frosty? We all really wanna hear Frosty!

Blaine: Say, are you dressed like Luke Skywalker and Han Solo?
Finn: No. That's copyright infringement! Any resemblance to Star Wars characters is purely coincidental!

Artie: Some say Judy was high on pills and booze, but I say she was high on excitement and baby Jesus.

Sam: What are you gonna do for Christmas this year?
Rory: I'm not even sure. Brittany and her family are going on a trip to see a gay Santa. Something about Santa Fe.

Will: I just got off the phone with Don Barowsky, the local station manager at Lima's PBS affiliate. Turns out that their annual broadcast of the yule log burning has been canceled.
Puck: The hell?!

Finn: Hey guys, listen up. My friend Rory Flanagan wants to say a few.
Rory: Thanks Finn Hudson. So guys, my mommy was gonna come visit for the holidays, but planes tickets are expensive, so it's my first Christmas without any family. I'd like to cheer myself up by dedicating this song to them, and to the King.
Kurt: Jesus?
Rory: [weird look]
Blaine: [to Kurt] No.

[Flashback]

Finn: Ugh, I'm freaking out! I have no idea what to get Rachel for Christmas!
Artie: When in doubt, go with socks!
Mike: A wok is always good!
Rory: What about soil?
Blaine: I agree with Artie about the socks.
Puck: See? This is why I don't have a high maintenance girlfriend. Or any girlfriend, for that matter.
Kurt: [putting on lotion and eavesdropping]

[Flashback ends]

Finn: Who told you this? Kurt?
Rachel: No!
Kurt: [walking by] Yes.
Rachel: [gasps]

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Okay, so I loved this episode. I loveloveloved it.

Do you guys go to Wikiquote for any of the quotes that you missed? Some of this episode on there is edited, but all of the quotes that are for Extraordinary Merry Christmas as of right now are ones that I typed up last night. Click here.

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Sue: "That's right, you're probably used to being on the other end of the serving line."

Rachel: "Are you telling me I'm not invited to Kurt and Blaine's for Christmas?"

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MIKE CHANG AND TINA COHEN-CHANG... NO RELATION...




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