Artie: Strangely, it did make me feel more American.
Terri: It'll pop more when the cool kids deface it.
Quinn: Why two? We're fine with Rachel having to represent us in the Thunderclap by herself.
Kurt: We'd actually prefer it.
Artie: But I'll be sitting and you'll be standing, it'll throw off the whole composition!
Rachel: I'll lean over!
Artie: But if you lean over... it'll look like you have stomach roles.
On second thought, I don't think you're leadership material, Artie!
Karofsky: We heard that you're gonna be in the Glee Club photo and we don't wanna mess up messin' it up!
Azimio: With a big old potato head. Could write a haiku on that thing.
Terri: Who are we kidding, Will? This marriage works because you DON'T feel good about yourself!
Sue: And what if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial!
Sue: Well I didn't see that one coming at all.