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I GOT IT!

"Mr Shuester I'm very sorry to interrupt. Principle Figgins as you very well may know, this is my first year in Glee Club and I have just been informed that New Directions has not been afforded a yearbook photo. As you might expect, my two gay dads have a very close relationship with our local branch of the ACLU and if it's up to me..."

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"He's taking the bullet for us. Solid." - Puck, reacting to Will's sacrifice

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I love how Rachel always mentions her gay dads, and Sue Will's hair laugh.gif

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"Stop that kumba-yeya crap." - that jock that tried to draw on Finn in the locker room xD.

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Something like:

"All right let's vote up in this piece. I gotta head to the gym and load up the Guns of Puckerone for the football picture." -Puck

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Definitely Quinn standing up to Sue (and saying that she'd rather be in glee club than be a cheerio)
Probably my favorite scene in the first 13 episodes.

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Mattress guy: "We here at Mattress Land believe that mattresses aren't just for sleeping and fornicating anymore."
And Rachel reaction to it....


Rachel: Wait I practiced over 18 poses for this shoot. I haven't' even done the over the left shoulder pose yet....see

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I absolutely love the way Lea delivers Rachel's line:

"CHIPPER UP! Come on down to Mattress Land! We've got near wholesale prices to fit YOUR style and pocketbook!"

I don't know why, but it just cracks me up every time.

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This was probably said but.

"He barks at my Mom."

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QUOTE
I absolutely love the way Lea delivers Rachel's line:

"CHIPPER UP! Come on down to Mattress Land! We've got near wholesale prices to fit YOUR style and pocketbook!"

I don't know why, but it just cracks me up every time.


Yeah! I love it smile.gif

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I absolutely love the scene between sue, will, and Figgins after Sue says "boy did you glee kids step in it" it's my FAVORITE.
ever.

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"My mum's gonna be REALLY proud"

Finn finding out about the commercial wub.gif

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QUOTE (JosefineNoel @ Mar 16 2010, 06:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Definitely Quinn standing up to Sue (and saying that she'd rather be in glee club than be a cheerio)
Probably my favorite scene in the first 13 episodes.


That was a great scene! I was like GO QUINN, the whole time!

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I forgot!

I LOVE the way Will says "You know what? I'm gonna talk to FIGGINS about this!"

So fierce tongue.gif

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Rachels rant to Figgins which somebody posted up at the top
"Hes taking the bullet for us. Solid- Puck about Will


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QUOTE (simmy @ Dec 3 2009, 10:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Emma: Sue, did someone finally punch you?

Sue: Eden. William. You. Every year when photos for the Thunderclap come around I always elect to have a little work done. This year, got myself a bit of an eye lift. And while they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts, wasn't using them.

Reminds me of the Sue Sylvester/Chuck Norris jokes. laugh.gif


what thread were those on?

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Sue "have you and the red head become so sexually depraved that you have to commit your craven acts of adultery between classes?"

best sue scene EVER was in figgins's office with will.

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Artie: Strangely, it did make me feel more American.

Terri: It'll pop more when the cool kids deface it.

Quinn: Why two? We're fine with Rachel having to represent us in the Thunderclap by herself.
Kurt: We'd actually prefer it.

Artie: But I'll be sitting and you'll be standing, it'll throw off the whole composition!
Rachel: I'll lean over!
Artie: But if you lean over... it'll look like you have stomach roles.
Rachel: :o On second thought, I don't think you're leadership material, Artie!

Karofsky: We heard that you're gonna be in the Glee Club photo and we don't wanna mess up messin' it up!

Azimio: With a big old potato head. Could write a haiku on that thing.

Terri: Who are we kidding, Will? This marriage works because you DON'T feel good about yourself!

Sue: And what if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial!

Sue: Well I didn't see that one coming at all.




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