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Sue: It's in my DNA to be intense, okay, just like it's in Porcelain's DNA to poop rainbow glitter.


Blaine: Can't you just support me?
Cooper: I'm sorry. Are you talking to me right now? Because I can't tell if you are talking to me if you don't point your finger.

Sue: Hey, Mercedes, who you texting?
Mercedes: I'm not texting anyone, I'm donating to the Obama campaign..


Sue: And first, I'm here, because Mr.Schuester needs at least one adult friend.





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Sue calling Sam a 'Kentucky fried stripper'. :lol:

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Quinn: It was the stupidest thing I've ever done, besides sleeping with Puck.

Brittany: TEEN JESUS

Quinn: My arms!
Artie: Are like iron! Come on you can do it!
Artie: PUSH PUSH
Quinn: That sounds familiar

Sue: These are my friends, that sounded so weird coming out of my mouth

Sue: For instance I said nothing about the implausible sexual tension between Mercedes and the Kentucky fried stripper.

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Sue: LADIES AND GAYS

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The "Kentucky Fried Stripper" took me by surprise. I generally thought Sue was quite on point with her disses this episode.

I also really enjoyed what came out of Matt Bomer's mouth. Particularly lines related to pointing your finger and speaking really LOUDLY.

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Rachel: "New York is about the work that you do and not the work you've had done."
Sue: "I'm here for two reasons. One, Mr.Schue needs at least one adult friend."

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cooper: this is serious, a man in a dress is dead!

i have to admit, this might be one of my all time favorite glee quotes ever. i can't stop laughing at it.

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Sue: Mr. Schuester needs at least one adult friend
Sue: Will you sign my breast?

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Kurt's email to Mr Schuester: "Mr Schue, save us ! Coach Sue's meaner than Tabatha !"
Sue to Cooper: "You sir, are a Disney prince."
Sue : "Ladies and gays"

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Mike: Footloose marathon! Footloose! Footloose 2011!

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I totally loved all of what Cooper said

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Sue: "Just like how it's in porcelain's DNA to poop rainbow glitter." Lolz

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Sue: "Just like how it's in porcelain's DNA to poop rainbow glitter." Lolz



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He does!!!!

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I totally loved this scene:


Puck: We all know why we're here. I've waited five years for this. I want ideas for Senior Ditch Day. Go.


Kurt: Ooh! A Gershwin/Sondheim scavenger hunt!

Santana: [scoffs] That sounds like torture.

Puck: I want actual ideas, Kurt.

Mike: Footloose marathon. Footloose, Footloose 2011.

Mercedes: What about a non-alcoholic pub crawl?

Puck: It's Senior Ditch Day, not Senior Citizen's Ditch Day.

Brittany: It's springtime. I would like to see something give birth
. [Tina and Quinn smile and giggle.]
Rachel: [begins to cry] Quinn, I'm so sorry. It was my wedding you were going to when you got in your car crash. And you were answering my text message and now we're all sitting here, we're talking about this day that's suppose to be the most amazing and unforgettable day of our high school lives. And we're completely ignoring the fact that she's sitting in that chair. [shakes her head] It's not right. It's not right and it shouldn't be like this.

Quinn: Well, maybe not, but this is the way it is. My accident, which you did not cause by the way, doesn't define me or ruin our senior year. I meant what I said in the choir room. I'm not going to dwell on this and neither should any of you. Okay? [to Rachel] Come here.

[Rachel stands up and approaches Quinn.]

Quinn: Come on. [chuckles] Come on. [slowly Rachel hugs Quinn.]

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Roz: Oooh, I know. The doctor has to shine a flashlight down your vajay-jay to get all the bats to fly out. I understand that keeping the bats out of your womb is an important part of having a baby when you're older than God.

Sue: You're out of shape. You're always late. And whenever you're not too busy texting, you're complaining about the choreography you're too damn lazy to learn! You are nothing but TARDY, narcissistic bloated bags of cellulite who will stab each other in the back at the first glimpse of a solo in a competition hosted by a late-night horror movie host.

Sue: Ladies and gays, as my gift to you, which you do not deserve, I give you Porcelain's brother--

Rachel: HERE'S WHAT WE KNOW! *points*

Cooper: No, Blaine, say that line again but this time point your finger! Things are serious; a man in a dress is dead!

Cooper: I'm sorry, are you talking to me right now? Because I can't tell if you're talking to me if you don't POINT your finger.

Sue: Kentucky Fried Stripper.




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